Funny folk omens

2. If you wake up in the morning and you do not have to get up, you're asleep standing up.

3. If you drank a good morning so bad! .

4. If you are traveling in your car and you hit hard - get out and see: if hit from behind - the addition to the money, but if the front - to decrease.

5. If a man washes socks, so they had last.

6. Condom found your wife in your coat - to buy suitcases.

7. If you have a headache - so it is.

8. If a husband to his wife opened the car door, it is either a new car or a new wife.

9. The more visible to the chest - the worse a person is saved.

10. If children go to school dressed up and have the flowers, it will soon have to dig potatoes.


11. If coming out of the room, hooked the handle of the door, make sure you go back.

12. If there were circles around the sun - it's time to ventilate the room and wash the windows.

13. If vodka is drunk heavily and strained - wait for it back!.

14. Low-flying dove above his head - to wash.

15. If it rains you have forgotten your umbrella, then you must blot.

16. If you're quiet matter, then you have a cold throat.

17. If dandruff is moving - it's lice!.

18. Who is looking for, he knows something.

19. A minute of laughter adds years of life. conditionally.

20. If you are again recovered by 5 kg per week, then this diet you advise best friend.

21. Children's wisdom: if my mother laughs at the jokes the pope, then, the house guests.

22. Go to work - the money.

23. If your dog told you to 'Hello boss ' - so she just did not want to scare you its bark!.

24. If you resemblance crumbs from the table to the floor by hand - to quarrel with his wife.

25. If a woman is deceiving you, that means you care about her.

26. If the horse is telling you you're crazy, the way it is.

27. The path to the refrigerator woman is through her ​​heart.

28. If the girl in the night of 6 July 7 saw a person in the water for her boyfriend, then on the night of 5 to 6 July, its unfortunate betrothed dived.

29. If you woke up with a girl, which met yesterday, and it does not go away, it's your wife.

30. If you come home late, and the wife smiles to you, then you are in someone else's apartment.

31. If he looks straight in the eye, it's time to take care of the figure.

32. If you invite a girl to dance, and she agreed. Do not rejoice: first, you still have to dance.

33. If you woke up in the morning shoes, so there will be a headache.

34. If the husband gives flowers for no reason - so the cause is still.

35. If you wake up in a good mood, so you do not wake up.

36. If two consecutive days, rain falls, it means that tomorrow, Monday, and you have to go to work.

37. If you crossed the road a black cat with empty buckets - happiness, do not wait!.